🖊️🌈 One for Each Day, and None for the Faint of Ink – Wooden Pen Set! 🌈🖊️
Feeling mildly responsible on a Monday and wildly unfiltered by Friday? We get it. Our Laser Engraved Wooden Pen Set is here to help you scribble your way through the week — with a daily dose of cheeky attitude and satisfaction for the over-18 crowd. 😏
🪵 What’s Included in This Sass-tastic Set:
7 smooth, tactile wooden pens, each engraved with a weekday and a phrase to match your evolving vibes
Mood-matching mantras like:
Monday – “Mother Fucking Monday”
Tuesday – “Throat Punch Tuesday”
Wednesday – “Wish a Bitch would Wednesday”
Thursday – “Thunder Cunt Thursday”
Friday – “Fuck Off its Friday”
Saturday – “Shit Show Saturday”
Sunday – “Suck a Dick Sunday.”
Designed for grown-up hands and grown-up humour — over-18s only, because these pens don't hold back
📦 Packaged with punch and perfect for:
Office warriors, moody makers, and sarcasm specialists
Birthday gifts, coworker surprises, or self-love stationery indulgence
Journaling, doodling, or passive-aggressively writing "PER MY LAST EMAIL"
💬 Write it like you mean it — because every day deserves its own brand of brilliance.