Horned Lizard

Your New Spiky Little Soulmate! 🌵
 
Bring the spirit of the desert right to your desk with our Articulated 3D-Printed Horned Lizard (famously known as the "Horny Toad"). This isn't your average plastic toy—it’s a marvel of engineering that perfectly captures the rugged, prehistoric look of one of the Southwest’s most iconic residents.
 
With its crown of signature horns and a wide, "pancake" body that’s surprisingly wiggly, this lizard is a tactile dream. Run your fingers over its detailed scales or watch it slink across your palm—it’s the ultimate way to own a "dragon" without the fire-breathing hazards.
 
Why You’ll Obsess Over It:
The "Wiggle" Factor: Fully articulated from nose to tail, allowing it to strike realistic poses or "scurry" across your desk.
Detailed Armor: We’ve recreated those famous spikes and ridges with incredible precision (don't worry, they’re 3D-printed, so they won't actually poke you!).
Desert Vibes Anywhere: Whether you’re in a high-rise office or a cozy bedroom, this little guy adds an instant touch of Wild West charm.
Built to Last: Tougher than a real lizard in a dust storm, this eco-friendly print is ready for endless handling and play.
 
💡 Fun Fact: The "Blood-Squirting" Defense!
The Horned Lizard has one of the weirdest—and most metal—defense mechanisms in the animal kingdom. When a predator like a coyote gets too close, the lizard can build up pressure in its head until the tiny blood vessels around its eyes burst, shooting a stream of foul-tasting blood up to 3 feet (1 meter) away!
It’s gross, it’s effective, and it definitely keeps the neighbors away. Luckily, your 3D-printed friend promises to keep its "eye-juice" to itself!