☕🖤 Warning: Your Table Just Got Sassier! 🖤☕
Say hello to our Laser Engraved Slate Coasters — the classy way to protect your surfaces while expressing your inner sass. Made from sleek natural slate and engraved with a collection of mildly sarcastic, wildly relatable quotes, these coasters are perfect for coffee tables, gift baskets, or your favourite chaos coordinator.
💬 Some of Our Snappy Bestsellers:
"I have a good heart, BUT THIS mouth…"
"I run on Coffee and Sarcasm"
"Chaos & Coffee #MYLIFE"
"I'm Pretty Sure I Seized the Wrong Day"
✨ Why You’ll Love These Slate Sass Machines:
Natural slate — solid, stylish, and delightfully moody
Laser engraved for lasting attitude (no fading, just shade)
Felt-backed to keep your sass stationary and scratch-free
Choose from a rotating gallery of cheeky quotes — new ones added regularly!
Perfect as a gift, or for claiming your coffee zone with pride. Because your drink deserves a coaster that’s just as bold as you are.
💁‍♀️ Sip happens. Make it stylish.